Mature Jokes

Banta and his wife, Preeto, were lying in bed one evening, she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up from the page...

Santa's Son, Pappu, had become a real nuisance while he tried to concentrate on his Sunday's card game with friends. He tried every possible way to get Pappu to occupy himself...

Concerned about his failing manhood, Santa went to the local doctor for help. The doctor gave him a small container of pills and told him to take no more than...

The nervous young bride, Preeto, irritated by Banta's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely.
'I demand proper manners in bed...

Banta and his friend, Sandy, were living together. Sandy was more masculine and Banta was more feminine.
Banta lacked chest hair and it seemed to become a real problem...

Santa to Jeeto, 'It's about time we teach Pappu about sex.'
Jeeto says, 'Yes, you're right.'
Santa says, 'Hey Pappu come on in...

Banta asked his doctor if there was a test to determine if he was gay.
The doctor said, 'Yes, there is. Please pull down...

Banta was sitting in a bar when a stranger walked up to him and asked, 'If you woke up in the woods and scratched your butt and felt vaseline or cream...

Santa was having trouble satisfying his wife, Jeeto, so he went to his freind, Banta, for advice.
'Listen,' said the inept Santa, 'I know you always...

One day, Preeto comes home with a spectacular diamond ring.
'Where did you get that ring?' Banta asks.
'Well,' she replies, 'my boss and I played...