Bed Etiquettes
The nervous young bride, Preeto, irritated by Banta's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely.
"I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table."
Amused by his wife's formality, Banta smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the sheets.
"Is that better?" he asked, with a hint of a smile.
"Yes," replied Preeto, "much better."
"Very good, darling," Banta whispered. "Now would you be so kind as to please pass the pussy?"
