Filling a Large Void
The loneliness of a middle-aged man and woman - both divorcees, eventually blossomed into love and finally marriage, but the wedding night turned into a real disaster...
Survey Married Vs Un-Married Women
A Survey Conducted Among Women Gave The Below Results. "A" Were The Answers Given By Un-Married Women And "B" Are The Answers Given By Married Women.
Q: What Is The One Thing That Pierces A Woman Hard, When She Hugs A Man?
A. PENIS. B. Unshaved Facial Hair...
Wax Job!?!
I Met a guy in Las Vegas who really looked down in the dumps, so I asked him if he`d been cleaned out at the casinos. "It`s worse than that," he said, "I blew almost all my dough at the casinos and then...
Hair in My Spaghetti
Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night eating Mary`s pussy. The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant. Suddenly, Gary starts to freak out...
A Cunnilingus Master
A very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat with every single woman who walks into the bar, with no luck...
How to Treat Discharge?
Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge. He said, "Get undressed, Mrs. Cohn, and lie down on the examining table...
Special Bra for Large Breasts
A woman went to a plastic surgeon because she wanted bigger breasts. The doctor gave her the choice of either having expensive implant surgery or wearing a special bra. The doctor explained, "When you flap your arms...
Not Getting Pregnant!
In a small rural town the local doctor is known for his abrupt bed-side manners. His last appointment for the Friday afternoon shows up a bit late, and he is more agitated than normally...
Vacation Stories
The new school year started and the grade school teacher wanted some students to tell a brief story about summer vacation. Several students eagerly raised their hands including Little Johnny. The teacher asked Alice...
Mile High Club
A couple is on a plane in the middle of the night, and it is dark and quiet. The woman says to her husband, "Let`s have sex right here!"
"Are you crazy?" the husband replies, "People will hear and see us...
