Mature Jokes

Three men went out on Sunday to play some golf. On the fourth hole, Fred chipped a shot into the rough. "You all play on ahead," he insisted. "I`ll catch up with you."
Off they went, but after half an hour had gone by...

A married man was talking about birthdays. He said to his friend, "I don`t know what to get my wife for her birthday, she has everything already. And besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I`m at a loss...

A man longs to wed a maiden with her virtue intact. He searches for years to find a virgin but resigns himself to the fact that every female over the age of 18 in his town has been at it. Finally he decides to take matters in hand...

During church service, this 16-year old pastor`s daughter stood up and said, "Praise the Lord!"
Everybody shouted with joy, "Hallelujah!"
She continued, "Since the age of 13...

An Australian ventriloquist visiting Pakistan walks into a small village and sees a local farmer Usman sitting on his porch patting his pet rabbit. He figures he`ll have a little fun. Ventriloquist: G`day Mate...

Joining a new company, Tim had to take a physical with the company doctor. All the tests came out fine but, after a brief hesitation, the doctor noted that Tim had the smallest penis he`d ever seen...

After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Jerry remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss...

Ek Din Girlfriend Apne Boyfriend Pappu Ke Sath Ek Mall Mein Shopping Kar Rahi Thi. Usne Ek Bada Hi Low Cut Top Aur Ek Badi Hi Sexy Si Mini Skirt Choose Ki Aur Try Karne Ke Liye Trial Room Mei Chali Gayi...

Three Parsi bachleors named Adi, Pesi, Soli ... they were best of friends. di gets married to a beautiful Fataakri... Every night Pesi and Soli hear a voice from Adi`s room ... they hear his wife saying, "Adi Pesi Soli...

One woman says to another, "I can`t understand why you haven`t gone to see that new gynecologist yet!"
"My gynecologist is fine. I don`t need to change...