Mature Jokes

Rahim Chacha Ek Khatiya Hharid Ke Ghar Jaa Rahe They. Raste Mein Iqbal Bhai Chacha Se Puchta Hai: Chacha Kitne Ki laaye?
Chacha: 900 Ki.
Iqbal: 900 Ki ? Marwa Aaye Na...

A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to do the wild thing. When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box of 12, so she asked him...

Mrs. Johnson, the elementary school math teacher, was having children do problems on the blackboard that day. "Who would like to do the first problem, addition?" she asked. No one...

The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details. She said, "well, he was a big muscular and handsome marine...

A husband and wife were on a TV contest. All that was required of them was to answer the same five questions the same way and they win a week long cruise. With his wife in the soundproof booth, the husband went first...

Three horny Mosquitoes named Mike, John & Chuck were hanging out on a tree, checking out the fine female lightning bugs fly by. They were talking about who could have sex with the hottest lightning bug...

A farmer separated the bulls and cows to prepare them for the `Mating Season` a few days later. The farmer constructed a wall of barbed wire to segregate the bulls and the cows. One Bull was already very Horny...

A young innocent girl is about to go on her 1st date and is given some word of advise and warning by her mother; "Look darling, they all want the same, so do be very careful and don`t you ever let him...

Sales Guy was selling a TV to a middle aged man and his wife.
Sales Guy: So it's between the 32 and the 34 inch TV, right?
Husband: Yes, but I don't understand the difference...

A mom of an 8-year-old boy was awaiting her son`s arrival from school. As he ran in, he said he needed to talk to her about making babies. He claimed he knew about the development of a fetus...