Mature Jokes

Reunion is when you get up in the morning and tell your wife you are going to work. Instead you go to your neighbour`s wife to make love to her. Her husband comes and knocks on the door. You go under the bed...

Returning from the men`s room, a bar customer was shaking his head. "What`s the matter?" inquired the bartender.
"While I was in the bathroom back there, I noticed among the scribbling on the wall, and one that said...

At 85 years of age, Rusi married Jeroo, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jeroo decides that after their wedding she and Rusi should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband...

Two very nervous men got to talking in the doctor`s waiting room. They discovered they had similar symptoms: one had a red ring around the base of his penis and the other one had a green ring. The fellow with the red ring...

It was a difficult case for the jurors. They had to decide whether the owners of the Bottoms Up Club in NYC were guilty of obscenity. The Judge decided that it would probably be best if the jury went to the club and see...

A very talented inventor devised an artificial pussy. You could not distinguish it from the real thing. Realizing what a money maker he had devised, he approached a sea captain who was embarking on a six month cruise...

Pappu met a girl at the discotheque and after a couple of dances it is obvious that they are really attracted to each other. Pappu asks the girl home and she accepts. Once at home, nature being nature and...

Colin meets a girl on the street. He says, "Come on, babe, let`s go in the alleyway and get it on. I`ve got fifteen quid."
She says, "Fifteen pounds? You`re crazy. For fifteen quid...

A guy and several of his buddies used to frequent a certain restaurant. The food was always good, but the waitress always looked and sounded very sour. One evening, one of the friends was feeling rather good...

A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops. One man he passed sported an enormous erection. "Sergeant-Major!" the colonel shouted. "Give this man 30 days compassionate home leave."
"Yes sir...