Private Tattoo
Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo...
Undeveloped Organ
Little Johnny was in trouble again. He was charged with the rape of a grown woman, and all though the crime seemed highly improbable, the state`s evidence was overwhelming. As a last desperate move...
Sexual Notions
The distinguished-looking elderly man asked at the department store information kiosk where he might purchase some personal stationery. He was directed to the notions department on the third floor, but in the crowded elevator...
Never Cheat On Your Taxes
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven right away. He asked what he did and God told him that he cheated...
Same Position
A blonde is pregnant, and is practically 9 months along. She goes to see her doctor for a routine check-up, but she is worried. She asks, "What if the baby starts coming, and I can`t get to the hospital...
Body Search
The voluptuous blonde was walking down a dimly lit street when a man jumped out of the bushes. "Give me your money," he demanded.
"I d-don`t have any...
Sex With a Midget
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman`s apartment. "I can`t imagine what it will be like...
Raped by a Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat having sex with a mouse. Fascinated by what he saw, the man gained the mouse`s confidence with some cheese and then...
Language Barrier
A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever...
Not A Big Deal
man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife, "Honey, I got a new secretary. And imagine what happened! She`s got a red and white bra. You know, these are the colors of my favorite football team. Anyway...
