Mature Jokes

A beautiful blonde strode angrily into the large store and slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction. The clerk asked, "What`s the problem? Wouldn`t your cat eat them...

One girl was telling a friend over lunch that she had given all her beaus pet names that also served as a secret reminder of their sexual talents. As luck would have it, one passed by, and she called out...

Liana was a beautiful girl. As she was walking through the woods on a hot summers day, the heat became too much for her and she decided to go for a swim. She took off all her clothes, piled them neatly on the side of...

After hearing a couple`s complaints that their intimate life wasn`t what it used to be, the sex counselor suggested that they vary their positions. "For example," he suggested, "you might try the wheel barrel...

Researchers released a list of foods and activities to help combat osteoporosis, the dread disorder that leaches calcium from the bones as people age. The distinguished lead scientist mounts the podium to make...

Three old guys are sitting on a porch in Miami. Suddenly the first sighs and says, "Gentlemen, isn`t life horrible. Here I am at an age that I can afford the best steaks and what? Bad teeth and gums. I have to eat...

The young bride`s mother had some old-fashioned ideas of marriage, and passed them on to her daughter. "Never let your husband see you in the nude," she advised. "You should always wear something...

1. A site called "Who Represents" where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name is www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange...

A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He goes home to tell his wife and after they both had a long cry over it, he asked her if she would have sex with him since he only had...

Paddy decided to go rabbit hunting, but when he got to his favorite field, he saw the village priest was already there. Paddy watched with fascination as the priest held his finger over the rabbit hole, and immediately...