Our Bed
At a small parish in rural New England there lived a priest, and several nuns. One day, one of the older nuns was noticing that the rugs in the church were beginning to fray. She went to the priest and told him...
Testicle Transplant
A man was injured in an industrial accident and was rushed to a doctor who determined that one of his testicles was crushed. The crushed testicle was removed and the man was assured that he would be fine...
Hair Loss Treatment
Dissatisfied with the results he got from his family doctor, the balding man sought out alternative treatment for his hair loss. A friend referred him to a scientist who had been testing a chemical that showed...
I am celibate
A local sex worker was brought before the court of Queen`s Bench for solicitation. The judge was surprised to discover that the young woman was claiming not guilty when police had caught her in the act...
Accidentally Caught Naked
A minister, a priest and a rabbi were enjoying the serenity of a country dipping pond. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick...
What'll Our Baby Be Called?
A 16-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her. Her mom said, "It`s very easy! Whenever a boy starts...
What's a Penis?
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day when he asked his teacher a question, "Please Miss," he said, "What`s a Penis?"
The teacher thought it was an excellent question so she told the whole class that it would be their homework...
Unfaithful Wife & Mistress
Wanting to find out if both his wife and his mistress were being faithful to him, Gary decided to send them on the same cruise and question each one later about the other`s behavior. When his wife returned, he asked her...
Penis Enlargement Exercise
An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the black male reached a certain age, a string was tied around his penis and...
Doggie Style
An 80 yr old man just got married with a young wife. Fearing with all the sex that he is having with his new bride, he seeks Doctor`s advice on the best way to deal with it.
Oldman: Doctor, I am 80 an...
