Fucking Deja vu
The Pick-up Couple was relaxing after a satisfying session of love making. The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attract and bed such a luscious looking dish. He was even considering...
Married vs. Unmarried Women
A survey conducted by Sexologist Dr Paras Shah at Ahmedabad among women (Married & Unmarried) gave the following results.
Q: What is the one thing that pierces a woman hard, when she hugs a man?
UW: Penis...
Pussy Tricks!
Santa while travelling in a plane was continuously looking at a woman`s legs and saw that she wasn`t wearing her panties and beneath her tall waxed legs was a clean shaved pussy that was just unbelievable. Woman: I know what...
Agony Uncle
Reader: My husband-to-be ,still pines for his old girlfriends. I'm afraid he will not be faithful.
Jim: A man's capacity to love is boundless, it has been proven to increase with the number of sexual partners. Thus, by having a few other women...
It's Written in The Bible
After checking into the hotel, Father Willy O`Dilly finds a Bible on the bed-side table. He reads it for a couple of hours and then leaves his room and wanders into the lobby. There he strikes up a conversation...
Lighter or Matches?
A young girl who was a heavy smoker invested in a cigarette lighter to economize in matches. After a short time it began to give trouble. So she spoke to a gentleman who had one, having just seen him light a cigarette with...
Retention Incentives
At the regular Sunday morning service, Rev Roberto announced that he was planning to leave for a larger church that would pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave, because...
Restaurant's Policy
Moishe Finkelstein goes into the Ritzy Glitz Restaurant and treats himself to a huge meal with lots of champagne, finishing up with a Havana cigar. Finally the waiter brings the bill on a silver tray. It comes to...
Sperm Donation
A man walks into a sperm bank and declares, "I`m of royal blood and an I.Q. of 165, I`d like to make a donation".
The nurse gives him a sealed cup and directs him to a private room. 20 minutes later the man...
Old Stud!
A flashy showgirl married a 97 year-old retired well-to-do General, largely because she held the belief that the old codger wouldn`t even survive the wedding night. While her new husband was in the bathroom...
