Mature Jokes

Four guys have been going on the same golfing trip to St. Andrews (Home of Golf in Scotland) for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, John`s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn`t going...

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed abnormally long penises. "How do you account for this...

Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of our Country Way back when, George Washington was crossing the Delaware River with his troops. There were 33 in Washington`s boat. It was extremely...

There`s an airplane and it`s about to crash so the pilot tells the stewardess to go prepare the passengers for a crash landing. She walks down the isle and there`s a guy smoking cigarette after cigarette. She says...

A college coed finished her degree at a college in a small farming town in Oregon. Her fiance had another semester to go to finish his degree and then they planned to marry in the spring. So the young...

This hot teen told her classmate, "I`ll let you do it for $20... $10 to put it in and $10 to take it out."
The boy quickly agreed. The couple went into the woods, and the young thing slipped off her panties...

A small boy was awaken in the middle of the night by strange noises from his parents room, so he decided to investigate. As he entered the parents bedroom, he was shocked to see his mom and dad shagging for all they...

An engineer, a doctor and an advocate went to Bangkok for fun trip. To save the money they hired only one Thai babe. When asked for her rate, she said she would charge each of them as per their dick length in inches...

"Whenever Shakespeare wanted to write poetry, he used to go to the woods in search of inspiration. One such day he was in the woods looking for inspiration, and he sees a boy and girl having sex. Just before he could...

A group of prisoners were attending their rehabilitation meeting. Their assignment was to each stand up in turn, state their name and admit to the other inmates what crime they had committed. The first prisoner stood...