The Voodoo Penis
A Florida businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip, so he thought he`d buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said...
Artificial Insemination
After considerable soul searching and having determined that the husband was infertile, the childless couple decided to give artificial insemination a try. When the woman arrived at the clinic, she was told to undress...
A Sad Story
A journalist goes to Afghanistan for a documentary. In a little village he saw an old man and asked him to narrate a typical happy story of his village. The old man smiled and began, "One day, a long time ago...
The Cunt Mouse
A worried voice on the doctor`s telephone declared, "Doc, a mouse just ran up my wife`s honeypot!"
"I`ll be over in 10 minutes," The doctor replied. "In the meantime, try waving...
Rare Natural Phenomena
Badshah Khan from Tehlal, Nowshehra claimed that his piece of land sinks down by 2 inches in the winter season and rises to the original level in the summers. National Survey of Pakistan were unable to find the cause...
Photocopying Private Parts
At one ad agency, a guy in production was fired when they discovered he was The Xerox Flasher. Every morning, he Xeroxed his privates, made copies & left them in the secretaries` desks...
Confession and Forgiveness
In my parish our priest died so, a week or two later a very young, new priest came to stand in for a while. As he didn`t quite know what he was doing he had to have instruction books on everything - mass, communion, weddings...
Sex With Wife's Twin Sister
Dan married one of a pair of identical twin girls. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. "OK," the judge said, "Tell the court why you want a divorce."
"Well, your honor...
Naughty Bet
To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary, an elderly couple booked the honeymoon suite at a posh hotel. As the bellboy was taking their luggage to the suite, he thought to himself, "At their age, they`re booking...
Nobody Believes Me
The attractive young woman was about to go to bed with her blind date when she burst into tears. "I`m afraid you`ll get the wrong idea about me," she said between sobs. "I`m really not that kind of girl...
