Fuck in The Mud
A young couple are having sex in a muddy corn field one evening. The fellow asks, "Honey, could you check to see if it`s in you or if it`s in the mud???"
She reaches down and checks, "It`s in the mud...
Barn Sex
Dad was in the field ploughing when he noticed Mary run into the barn. A few seconds` later, he saw Bruce run into the barn after her. After about 20 minutes they still hadn`t come out of the barn, so Dad decided...
Statue of a Naked Man
Two older ladies, Margret and Jennifer, were walking through the museum and got separated for a spell. When they ran into each other later Margret said, "Did you see that statue of the naked man back there...
Missing The Target
Ek Gaon Mein Ek Aurat Apni Saas Ke Saath Rehti Thi. Uska Sasur Mar Chuka Tha Aur Uska Pati Shehar Mein Rehta Tha, Kaam Ke Silsiley Mein. Vo Aurat Kaafi Khoobsurat Thi Aur Jawaan Bhi Thi Aur Uska Gaon Ke Hi Ek Aadmi Ke Saath...
Don't Mess With Women!
A man was sitting on a London train eating a bag of fresh shrimps, ripping off the heads and shells and then throwing them out of the window. After he had gobbled a few of them down an older woman opposite him said...
Medical Sex Facts
1. It takes 116 muscles to climax, but only 17 to smile. (But who cares?)
2. Sex makes you alert and ready to face the world ... it`s an ideal substitute for a hot breakfast.
3. The greater the orgasm, the deeper the sleep. Multiple orgasms...
The Italian Virgin
Maria had just gotten married...and, being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother`s house, she was very nervous...but, her mother reassured her. "Don`t you worry, Maria...
Twice a Year
A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. "Where are you going?" he asked.
"To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $200 to do what I do for you for free... The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags.
"What do you think you are doing?" she screamed.
"Going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how you live on $400 a year in Las Vegas!"
Good Time!!!
On their first date, a man asked his companion if she`d like a drink with dinner. "Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?" she said. Later, he offered her a cigarette. "Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school...
Special Talent
In Little Johnny`s classroom, the teacher gave the class a homework assignment. She wanted them to tell the class one talent that they had and that they were especially good at. The next day the Teacher calls on...
