Mature Jokes

Ek Aadmi Office Ke Baad Apni Patni Ko Bina Bataye Ek Party Mein Chala Gaya. Patni Pure Gusse Se Apne Bachcho Ko Kehti Hai: Agar Tumhare Daddy Aaye Toh Tum Mein Se Koi bhi Darwaja Nahi Kholega. Raat Ko 12.30 Baje Ke Baad...

To avoid hitting a deer, Tom swerved his Harley, lost control, and landed in a ditch. Dazed and confused he crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road. Just then a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful...

A substitute teacher walks into the classroom. On the blackboard she sees a message. It says, "Little Johnny, has got the biggest tool, in the whole damn school!"
She yells, "Who`s Little Johnny...

A guy goes inside the confessional and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
"What did you do, my son?" asked the priest.
"Yesterday I was walking along the beach at night...

A waiter was working one night, when a beautiful Blonde was seated in his section. He went over to take her order and saw that she was crying. "What is wrong, miss? Are you ok?" he asked. Wiping tears from her eyes...

"Father, yesterday I made love to my wife."
The priest explained that there was nothing wrong with that.
"But father, I did it with lust!"
Again the priest reassured the man that...

Jill and Little Johnny were riding down the road and Little Johnny swerved slightly to go past a pretty blonde jogging. Jill said, "Did you see her?"
"Well, yeah," said Little Johnny...

Little Johnny`s father had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so he borrowed his neighbor`s bull and turned it loose in the pasture. He told Johnny to watch and come in and tell him when the bull...

This woman is driving into a small town and slams on the brakes as a coyote runs across the road...

After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school.
The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher."
She gets so...