40th Anniversary
On the night of their 40th anniversary the reminiscing wife finds the negligee she wore on her wedding night and puts it on. She goes to her husband and says, "Honey, do you remember this...
Waiting for the milkman!!!
One morning, after her husband had gone to work, his wife decided to have a leisurely bath. She undressed and then remembered that the gas was still on in the kitchen. Wrapped in a towel, she went downstairs...
Grab My Boobs
A woman went into a department store and told the clerk that she wanted to return a toaster for refund because it didn`t work. The clerk told her that he couldn`t give her a refund because she bought it on special...
Horny Husband
The man was feeling a little frisky after working late one night at the office. He went home and found his wife sound asleep in the bed with her mouth wide open. He went to the medicine cabinet, got two aspirin, and...
Retirement Gift
A Jewish congregation honored their retiring Rabbi for his 25 years of service by sending him on an all expenses paid vacation to Hawaii. When he walked into his hotel room, he found a beautiful nude woman...
Amazonian Genitalia
An explorer was searching in the Amazon jungle for this lost tribe whose women are reputed to have vaginas that are three inches wide and twelve inches deep. Finally he found the tribe and was invited to sit down with...
A Thorough Professional
John went to the doctor. Much to his surprise his old doctor had retired and his new doctor was a drop dead gorgeous young female. "So what seems to be the trouble today, Mr. Smith?" the doctor asked while...
Daughter's Vibrator
A woman passed her daughter`s room and heard a strange buzzing noise. Opening the door, she saw her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked why?
The daughter replied, "Mom, I`m thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is...
The Last Blow Job
A woman is on one of those funeral cruises where the ashes of loved ones may be dumped into the sea. She had been married to a real cheapskate, who after 30 years of marriage finally died. The lady had her husband cremated...
The Big Surprise Game Show
The parents of a teenage girl decided to put their daughter`s name forward for a surprise game show. She idolized teen-age pop star Ricky Martin, and they arranged for TV cameras to be placed throughout the house...
