Male Vesrsion of PMS
John and Brian are out and about. John notices that Brian is a bit pissy during the evening, so he finally brings up. "Yo, man, you`ve been cranky all damned day. What the hell is wrong with you...
The Sin of Lust
Melvin comes to confession. "Father," he said, forgive me for I have sinned."
The priest asked, "What did you do, my son?"
"I lusted," Melvin replied.
"Tell me about it...
Availing Escort Service
Ethel checked into a Motel on her 65th Birthday, she was lonely, a little depressed at her advancing age so decided to risk an adventure. She thought, "I`ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books...
Mow the Yard
Lee Trevino is a considered one of the best golf players in history and has a net worth over $40 Million. He`s Hispanic and lives with his beautiful wife in Dallas, Texas. One day he was out cutting the grass...
French Love
A young American girl, on her very first trip to Paris, decided to test the French male`s fabled expertise in the art of love-making. On her first date, she asked him what exactly he intended to do with her...
Thank You Ma'am!
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam. It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population and young George was pretty excited. "Sam, can I go down to those heifers over there...
Shy Shop Assistant
A young girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the shop...
Black Testicles!!!
A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. a young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black...
War Wounds!
A guy went into a public washroom and had to use the only available urinal, which was between two elderly men. He glanced to his left and saw the guy pissing, but there were two streams. "What the hell...
The Circle of Life
When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life...
