Clean Jokes

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says 'I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with...

A man rushed home from work and exclaimed to his wife, 'Pack your bags, I ve won the lottery!'
The wife excitedly asks...

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided...

Wife: Dear, this afternoon the big clock fell off the wall. Had it fallen a moment sooner, my mother would have been...

The president of the service club asked his new member, 'Would you like to donate something to the home for the aged...

The lawyer cabled his client overseas: 'Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation...

Morris was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was...

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
'Well, how was the honeymoon?' asked the mother.'Oh, mama,' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic...

Grandpa and Grandma were sitting in their porch rockers watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about 'the good old days'. Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, 'Honey, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to just casually reach over and take...

A farmer’s wife was terribly jealous. Evening after evening, she subjected her husband to a searching inspection. When she would find even a single hair on his coat...