Clean Jokes

Sam is going to be married for the fourth time. When his friend Tim asked why he`s is getting married for the fourth time and what happened to his previous three wives. Sam replied....

'Honey,' said this husband to his wife, 'I invited a friend home for supper,''What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn`t go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and...

Once a newly married couple had a quarrel as a consequence of which, all conversation between them stopped. Unfortunately the husband was to attend his office very early...

In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him:...

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs. awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and...

The wife wanted to do some shopping during the day and so, at breakfast, she asked her husband for a hundred rupees.
'Money, money, money!' he shouted at the top of his...

A man much harassed by his wife took his four-year-old son to a zoo to escape nagging at home. They came to an enclosure where a donkey was grazing. 'Papa, what is...

A young woman had given birth in the elevator of a New Delhi hospital, and was embarrassed about it.
One of the Doctors, in an effort to console her, said, 'Don t feel bad. Why, only two years ago a lady...