Magic...
During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat, a man from the back of the theater yelled...
Don`t fart!!!
An old married couple is in bed one night about to fall asleep when suddenly the husband farts. His wife is disgusted and screams at him, 'Don`t fart!!!' Husband says, 'Shut your mouth.' A few minutes later...
Insurance claim...
Susan told the insurance company, 'We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.' The agent replied, 'Whoa there, just a minute...
Brave woman!
A man & wife entered a dentist`s office.
The Wife said, 'I want a tooth pulled. I don`t want gas or Novocain because I`m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as...
Bad times:
The woman`s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what? You have been...
Toe the line !
Everybody on Earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, 'I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with...
Why did U have to die?
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave, seemed to be praying with profound intensity, almost crazy, and kept repeating....
Funeral Procession !
Two men are playing golf one day. As they are about to start one of the holes, a funeral procession goes by on the road beside the course. One of the golfers, Harry, takes off his cap and stands with his cap to his chest, and waits for the entire procession to go by. He then ...
Area 51...
The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP`s surrounded the plane...only this time there were two people in the plane.
The same pilot jumped out and said, 'Do anything you want to me, but my wife
Farmer s mule...
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The Farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. To no avail, she kept nagging them at every...