Clean Jokes

A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon. After 2 weeks they came back and finally put away all of the presents they received from friends and family.
Since this was a new home, the process took some time. The silver went into the closet, items were put...

Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man started to scream for help. A trout fisherman ran up.
The man said, 'My wife is drowning and I can`t swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred...

After four years of separation, a man and his wife finally divorced amicably. He wanted to date again, but he had no idea of how to start, so he decided to look in the personals column of the local newspaper.
After reading through all the...

Man runs to the doctor and says, 'doctor, you`ve got to help me...my wife thinks she`s a chicken!'
Doctor says, ' how long has she had this...

Little Quirks About Life You Notice By The Time You Are Fifty...

..Most people deserve each other.
..All the good ones, no matter what it...

A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy is wife a new car. She curtly declines his offer by saying, 'That`s not quite what...

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing...

Mona and Julia are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time; Shifrah is upset because she thinks her husband doesn`t find her...

A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening. 'Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He`s going to be really ticked if it`s not ready on time!' she exclaimed suddenly. When she got home...

A woman rushed home from work and exclaimed to her husband, 'Pack your bags, I`ve won the...