Pregnant !!!
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the east coast, he started to head west. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous...
Sharing everything !
A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food place. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as he watched, the older gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then...
Explanation !!
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. 'I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name...
Anniversary !!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the dark, stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She got out of bed, cautiously went downstairs and looked all around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She opened the door to the cellar and...
Subtle hints ! ! !
'I`m worried that I`m losing my wife`s love,' the husband told the counselor. 'Has she started to neglect you?'
'Not at all,' the dejected man replied. 'She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss and...
A Clever Hubby
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn`t have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket to gather some...
The Good Wife !!
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor`s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone and said...
Dietician dressing!
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. 'The material we put in our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded...
Proposal!
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, 'Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.'
'Then why are you so sad?' her mother asked.
'Because he also...
A stinking confession!
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, 'Now how can I tell my wife that I`ve got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I`ve managed to keep it from her while we...