Clean Jokes

On their way home, after celebrating their 25th anniversary, the wife thanks her husband for a wonderful evening.
'Oh, it's not over yet.' He said.
Once home, he gives her a little black velvet box. She opens it in...

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying, so he calls his grandson to his bed.
'Grandson, I wanna you lissin to me. I wanna for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always...

Old farmer Michael was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife, 'Susan, when I'm dead and gone...

A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are discussing all aspects of their future.
'What will you do if I...

A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him, and how fortunate he was to have her.
He asked God, 'Why did you make her so...

Rahul's grandfather left him Rs 10 million, and the next week Maria agreed to marry him.
After three months of married life, Rahul noticed that his beautiful wife...

Although this married couple enjoyed their luxury fishing boat together, it was the husband who was behind the wheel operating the boat. He was concerned about what might happen in an...

A woman who plays cards once a month with a group of friends was concerned that she always woke her husband when she came home around...

Brian came into his wife's room one day. 'If I were, say, disfigured, would you still love me?' he asked her.
'Darling, I'll always love you,' she said calmly, filing her...

When Steve's power mower broke down, his wife, Anna, kept dropping hints about getting it fixed before the grass got too tall, but the message wasn't sinking in, and Steve kept putting off the repairs.
Finally, she thought...