Mouse Holes
Then there was the guy who loved nothing better than to sit at nearby bar for long evenings and get stoned with his cronies. But his wife was a social climber, and was prone to having...
Birthday Gift
Two guys were talking at work. "I've got a problem," said the first one.
"What is it?"
"My wife has done it to me again. I'm supposed to...
Perfect Woman!
Sunny is almost 35 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Sunny just dates and dates. Finally a friend asks him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman...
One Million Bucks
An Elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they...
Heart Broken
It is a known fact that all daughters-in-law have problems with their mother-in-law. Anyway... One day the daughters-in-law all got together and decided to apologise...
This is Heaven
This old man and old woman (husband and wife) die and go to heaven. There, St. Peter gives them the grand tour of their new home. It's a HUGE mansion with a limo driver, gardener...
Fried Eggs!
A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
'Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're cooking too many at...
Mule for Sale?
Farmer Joe had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One day when he was out in the field, Joe's wife...
English girl
A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : 'Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?'
New Fathers
A Pole, an Italian, and a Jew, all first-time fathers, are pacing nervously in the maternity ward waiting room when a nurse rushes out of the delivery room holding a black baby.
'Is it yours?' she asks...