Clean Jokes

One evening, a young lady came home from a date, rather sad.
She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago."
"Then why are you so sad...

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set...

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife...

A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two...

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing...

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years and I have nothing to show for...

A woman went to the mall to buy Valentine's Day cards for her son and father.
The 50 feet of displays for hundreds of cards astounded...

After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling...

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.
"Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where...

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking...