Keep Harping On
A boss was educating an employee on effective sales technique. "The main thing to remember is that repetition, repetition, repetition is the keynote!" he advised. "If you have a product to sell...
Give Clear Instructions
A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I ran into the house to get my wife to give me a hand to start..
Late Night Party
A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges, when she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning...
A Hunting Accident
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. His eyes are rolled back in his head and he doesn`t seem to be breathing. The other hunter takes out his cell phone and calls...
A 65 year Old Mom
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit...
Flying Monkey!
Three scientists in Brunswick, Maine, were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant`s backside and force fed it for 2 weeks. But because the experiment had never been...
Hard To Hear
At church, Joe was in charge of taking up the offerings. One Sunday after the services, the priest counted the cash and found it was smaller than anticipated. So he questioned Joe. He told him that it did not...
Unpaid Bills
Rick, a retail merchant sent an order to a manufacturer for 10,000 t-shirts amounting to $ 70000. The manufacturer, noting that the previous bill hadn`t been paid, told the accounts manager to...
A Stolen Car
A man had been in a meeting that lasted all afternoon and as he walked out, he was tired and just wanted to go home. He reached into his coat pocket and realized his car keys were missing. He looked around...
Paying The Check
A fine-looking gentleman sat down in the main dining room of an expensive restaurant. He ordered a big dinner and spent an hour enjoying himself. After he was given the check, he summoned the headwaiter...