Clean Jokes

There was this ancient story teller. One of his stories was about a Kingdom that was having a lot of crime so the King said, "Whoever comes up with a solution that works will be greatly rewarded....

After a night on the town, a young woman brought a new friend home for a late-night drink. "You can`t make any noise," she warned him. "My parents are upstairs and if they find out they`ll kill us...

An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer stopped her. "I`m not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy...

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An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She looked at the photos and commented, "These are very good! You must have a good...

I volunteered recently to perform a parachute jump for charity. On our first day of training, the instructor made an important point about preparing for landing at 300 feet...

One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, "You had a great check-up. Is there anything that you`d like to talk about or ask me?"
"Well," he said, "I was thinking...

A carload of hunters, looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmers yard. The driver went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt. The old farmer said, "Sure you can hunt, but would you do me a favor...

Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale...

Wife was in the ICU. The husband was unable to control his tears. Doctor: We are trying our best but can`t guarantee anything. Her body is not reacting. It seems she is in a coma...