Problems of the Elderly
"WHERE Is My SUNDAY Paper?" The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded, wanting to know where her Sunday edition was.
"Ma`am," said the newspaper employee...
Have a Little Fun Daily
Working people frequently ask retired people, what they do to make their days interesting... Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a policeman...
If Girls Are Pilots!
Girl: Hello control tower, this is flight 365 we have a problem.
Control Tower: What is the problem.
Girl: Kuch Nahin!
Control Tower: Please Bataiye Problem Kya Hai...
Speaking English Kills You
For those of you who watch what you eat. Here`s the final word on nutrition and health. It`s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies. The Japanese eat very little fat and...
Cancel Your Credit Card Before You Die
A lady died in 2016 January, and HDFC Bank billed her for Feb `16 & Mar `16 for annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charges...
Where's My Goat?
There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the sound of it striking the bottom, but they heard nothing...
Living With Sisters!
The Matchmaker goes to see Mr. Avery, a confirmed bachelor for many years. "Mr. Avery, don`t leave it too late. I have exactly the one you need. You only have to say the word and you`ll meet and be married...
What'd You Like to Hear
After dying in an accident, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question: "When you are in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear...
Throwing up at a Party
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought, "Ok. I`ll let him pass, there`s no hurry."
Two minutes later another whiskey comes by and pizza...