Finding Real Friends
A young couple were touring southern Florida and happened to stop at a rattlesnake farm they discovered along the road. After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk with the man that...
Enemies to the West
A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting.
"How are we faring?" asked the king.
"Sire!" replied the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging...
Give Me A Sign
A very devout man who was very overweight decided to go on a diet. One of his main problems with eating was that he would stop for donuts every morning on the way to work. So to make things easier for himself...
Evolution of Word DRINK
The word DRINK has been coined using the alphabets carefully to cue the effect of each peg!
1. If you take 1 peg, it is good for Digestion - hence "D" has been selected...
Funny Cards
Some Greeting cards you won`t see.... but would probably sell.
OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am.
INSIDE: That you`re not here to ruin it for me...
Best Liars
One employee of the pharma company goes to his boss and asks for leave. "Sir, my wife is pregnant and is unable to do the household work. I think I must go there and help her. Please give me...
Squeezing Lemons
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing Rs.1000/- bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to...
Urgent Loan
A man went into a bank and asked to borrow three thousand dollars for a month. The loan officer asked what collateral the man had...
Being a Teacher
3 Log Swarg Ke Dwar Per Khade The.
GOD: Sirf 1 Hi Andar Aayega...
1st: Mai Pujari Tha. Saari Umar Aapki Sewa Ki Hai.
2nd: Mai Doctor Tha. Saari Umar...
Bird Calls
One evening an avid bird watcher stood in his backyard and heard an owl hoot. So he thought he`d give a hoot back. To his surprise and delight the bird hooted again. The next night the same scenario occurred...