Multiple Entrances
There is this corner bar that has three entrances, one on each street, and one on the corner. A drunk walks into one entrance, and bartender refuses to serve him, telling him he is too drunk. So, the drunk leaves...
Why Me...?
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over...
A Special Prayer
"Anyone with `needs` to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar," the Preacher said. Leroy gets in line, and when it`s his turn, the preacher asks: "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about...
Pain and Ageing
An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn`t heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out his leg, but can`t find anything wrong. So he gives the old guy...
Cost of Anesthesia
Margie received a bill from the hospital for her recent surgery, and was astonished to see a $900 fee for the anesthesiologist. She called his office to demand an explanation. "Is this some kind of mistake...
Jack & Jill by Shashi Tharoor
Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance. The purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen...
He Knows You
A senior couple pulls up to a gas station: Attendant: How may I help you?
Old Man: Please fill it up.
Old Lady: What did he say?
Old Man [yelling]: He asked what we wanted and...
Anger Management!
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband`s temper. The doctor asks, "So what seems to be the problem?"
The woman says, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his...
Life Insurance!
Sarah and Abe are out celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary. During the evening, Sarah broaches the subject of (their) life insurance, an issue she has been raising with him for at least 10 years...
Out of Gas!
Two couples went out golfing together. The men hit first from the men`s tee and walked with the ladies to their tee box. The first lady took a mighty swing at the ball, missing it completely, while passing...