Clean Jokes

So the Saas Bahu saga has not spared Buckingham Palace too. Just when Prince Harry and Meghan Markle decided to become financially independent and move to US/ Canada, all hell broke loose...

A Mallu woman went for a job interview for the post of a Secretary. The Manager saw the woman`s colorful clothes, gold jewellery, extra coconut oiled hair, and his mind was screaming: "NOT THIS WOMAN."

Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Kahin Jaa Raha Tha Tabhi Achanak Usko Ek Awaz Sunai Deti Hai, "Ruko!" Vo Ruk Jaata Hai Aur Tabhi Uske Paas Se Ek Truck Badi Tezi Se Guzarta Hai Aur Uski Jaan Bach Jaati Hai. Usne Us Awaaz Ka...

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You`re beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again...

Teacher: Construct a sentence using the word sugar.
Pupil: I drank tea this morning.
Teacher: Where is the word sugar.
Pupil: It is already in the tea...

There was once a Sheep Farmer who needed help with his farm, especially, the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male Sheep to keep them from breeding with the Females...

An elderly Jewish man is bumped by a car while crossing the street. He is seemingly unhurt, but his wife persuades him to go to the doctor, just in case. He returns home, and his wife says...

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate...

In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court...

A scientist has come up with proof of something students have known for years -- chemistry lectures are boring. In an article published in the current issue of Chemistry in Britain, a university chemistry...