I'm Outta Here
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I`ve had enough and have left you...don`t bother coming after me." Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction...
Main Aur Meri Padosan
Ek Baar Main Apni Sunder Si Padosan Ke Saath Ek Park Mein Gaya. Hum Ekant Main Baith Gaye Aur Yahan-Vahan Ki Baatein Karne Lage. Thodi Der Ke Baad Vo Boli Ki Ab Kya Karein? Maine Kaha Ki Ek Joke Sunata Hun...
Bank Robbery
During a robbery in America, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don`t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called...
Who's Stupid?
A young boy enters the barber shop and Bill Soprovitch the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill...
The Children of Israel
"Mr. Goldblatt," announced little Johnny, "there`s something I can`t figure out."
"What`s that, Johnny?" asked Goldblatt.
"Well, according to the Bible, the Children...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stonewall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stonewall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said...
A Language Barrier
A Chinese man boarded a flight to Chicago and promptly sat down on the first seat he encountered. He was soon told that seat was reserved for flight attendants. With his limited English he did not fully understand...
Roller Coaster Ride
A heavily bandaged man was sitting up in bed at the hospital when his friend came to visit. "What happened to you?" the friend asked. "Well, we went to the amusement park and decided to ride the roller coaster...
A Small Circle
During a training session at an artillery unit the sergeant-major was busy describing how the sophisticated aiming device of the artillery weapon system is used: "As you all know, there are 180 degrees...