Sippy Sopan???
In the crowded Chembur station, a bespectacled man with a thick moustache approached a passenger and proclaimed in a heavy Malayali accent, "You`re Sippy Sopan!"
The passenger replied...
Alcohol Overdose
Two buddies, Ralph and Rob, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Rob throws up all over himself. "Oh, no. Now Jane will kill me!"
Ralph says, "Don`t worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your...
Stop People-Pleasing
An old man, a boy, and a donkey were travelling. The boy rode the donkey while the man walked. In the first town they went to, the people all said, "How hard for that old man who has to walk...
Peach Spirit
A minister of a church loved peach brandy. One of his congregants would make him a bottle each Christmas. One year, when the minister went to visit his friend, hoping for his usual Christmas present...
The Drunk Hitchhiker
A guy was hitchhiking on a very dark and stormy night. The night was getting on and no cars went by. Suddenly he saw a car roll slowly toward him and stop. Without thinking about it, the guy jumped into the back seat...
Lie Clocks
A woman dies. In heaven she sees a large Wall full of Clocks. She asks angel: What are these for? Angel answers: These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, clock moves....
Logical and Critical Thinking
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic.
"Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls...
Disturbance in Barroom
A police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What`s more, he boasted that he could...
Forgiveness
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satisfied he...