Financial Troubles
For his birthday, Little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we`d love to give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and so...
A Prayer!
At dinner, little Johnny was forced to lead the family into prayer.
Johnny: Dad I don`t know to pray.
Dad: Just pray for ur family members, friends, neighbors, the poor...
