Reluctant Recruit
When his son refused to get a job, his father insisted he join the Marines. At the induction physical, the doctor directed the reluctant naked recruit to read the eye chart across the room...
Only Lieutenant Colonels
An Army Lieutenant Colonel, while on reconnaissance of his area of responsibility, was going alone through a forest one evening when his jeep broke down. He looks around and finds a lone house...
Put It In...
Young Zeke was on his way home from the market when he saw a girl from the next farm and offered her a ride. Pretty soon, they came to a clump of trees, and she asked him to stop. Seeing that he was bashful, she took his...
Wedding Telegrams
The Bureau of Meteorology forecasts rainstorms so the bride can expect a few good inches overnight.
Love is a thousand miles long but comes in six inch installments.
The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get...
Fuckin' Problem
A traveling salesman was passing through the country side and stopped at a farm asking for some cool water. The old farmers wife invited him to sit in the shade of the porch with her and got him some cold lemonade...
Sexual Orientation!
One day a father and his ten-year-old son were on the bus, when the boy noticed a redhead with huge breasts..."Hey Pop," the son cried, "look at those boobs!"
The father, a religious man proceeded to send the boy to...
Sex With Animals
A priest was arriving at his new parish in a small rural community. One of the members met him at the train with his horse and buggy to drive him to his new church. As they were going along the way, they passed a man...
Watching The Obscene Act
It was a difficult case for the jurors. They had to decide whether the owners of the Bottoms Up Club in NYC were guilty of obscenity. The Judge decided that it would probably be best if the jury went to the club and see...
Let's Play...
Jill had been sick for quite a while with a sore throat and a cough. Her doctor had told her that she could infect John, so there was to be NO intimate contact between them until she was well. That was why they had...
House Painting
One day, a painter found himself short of help and went to the unemployment office to hire someone for the day. When he arrived, they didn`t have any painters available, but they did have a Gynaecologist there...
