Mature Jokes

A woman was at home when she hears someone knocking on her door. She goes to the door and opens it and sees a man standing there. That man asks her, "Do you have a vagina?"
She slams the door...

Salazar, the dictator who ruled Portugal for over 3 decades (1932-68) was also known for his wit and humor. At the beginning of the world war 2, Mussolini, a ruthless ruler of Italy wanted to know whether...

Grace and Martha were from a very prim and proper Eastern finishing school, and they were spending their vacation together in New York. On this particular afternoon, they had accepted an invitation from...

All eyes turned to stare as Maureen, a gorgeous redhead walked into the costume party stark naked. The alarmed host rushed to intercept her. "Where`s your costume?" he hissed through clenched teeth.....

The new inmate at the mental hospital announced in a loud voice that he was the famous British naval hero, Lord Nelson. This was particularly interesting, because the institution already had a Lord Nelson...

Bambi the blonde celebrated her 40th birthday with a makeover. She went to the best plastic surgeon in town and got a boob lift, a tummy tuck, butt implants, botox, collagen...

One day while Little Johnny`s dad was just getting out of the shower Johnny looked down and said, "Dad what`s that?"
"Oh Johnny that`s my nerve and your`s will be like this one of these days," replies...

An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man`s cane slips on the floor and he falls down. As he gets up, a seven-year-old kid, sitting nearby...

These two guys had both just got divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never...

A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Linda. Her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, this distracted the congregation...