Offer and Honour
During WWII, an American Army Captain stationed in England met and fell in love with a British Lieutenant in the WRENS. After a whirlwind courtship, they became engaged and his fiancee wanted him to spend the weekend...
I Betcha...
A salesman came across a house that had a large number of cars parked outside it. Intrigued, he stopped and decided to sell his double glazing to the owner. Answering the door was a gorgeous young woman, and the salesman...
Dirty Minds Think Alike
Two deeply religious Irish retirees were sitting on a patio playing checkers and sipping fine Irish whiskey. They enjoyed the mid-day sun almost as much as much as watching the local citizens walk by. A few minutes go by and...
The Spare Oar!
A salesman from Cincinnati traveled to Alabama for a company meeting. He couldn`t get a flight back home till Sunday so he decided to spend Saturday fishing. He went to Cabela`s and found a great deal on rods...
Mommy's Black Sponge
Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina. He asks her what it is and she embarrassed replies, "Oh, that`s mommy`s black sponge."
A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor...
Generous Husband
My wife`s sister visited us yesterday in her brand new Porsche. Astonished, my wife asked her, "How could you afford this?!"
"You know, a blow job every now and again makes my husband very generous...
High-end Prostitute
A man driving past a burger joint in Las Vegas saw a gorgeous prostitute working the street. "Hey, baby," He called out. "How much for a hand job?"
She walked up to the car and said...
Mouse in My Pants!!!
Every day Little Johnny went to the park and sat on the park bench to watch the squirrels climb the tree. One day while Little Johnny was sitting on the park bench, Susie walked by and unzipped Little Johnny...
When one thing leads to another
Two firemen were buttfucking in a smoke-filled room. The fire chief came in and saw what they were doing. He shouted, "What the hell are you guys doing?"
The first fireman said to the chief, "This man is suffering...
Snow in Jamaica?
A woman goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love-making she asks him, "What is your name?"
"I can`t tell you," the black man...
