Sex Life and Bus Service
The impotent bus driver goes to see his doctor. He wants some Viagra, but he doesn`t want his wife to know about it. The doc prescribes it for him, he heads to the pharmacist, who fills the prescription...
Final Print
Secretary complaining with friend about her Boss: He is so crazy about SEX! He tells me to do `LAPTOP` & then `DESKTOP` Position followed by `SPREADSHEET FORMAT`. He tells me to `Convert` his `SOFT DISC` into...
Rub Her Balloons
A guy is walking through a fairground one day, when he notices a stunning redhead sprawled on the ground unconscious. Kneeling next to the beauty, he lightly slaps her face. No response. Then he rubs her wrists....
No Fuck, No Ride
A woman was driving along, and her car broke down. She decided to hitchhike to the nearest gas station. A truck driver hauling a load of chickens pulled up. The driver asked, "Hey, little lady, need a lift...
Raise Tour Hat
An athletic young man, who always kept his baseball cap on, was heading for the steam room at a local fitness club when he chanced to see someone walking out with his clothes. With only his hat for cover, he took off after...
The Rules of The Game
A married couple in New York`s "Little Italy" went to their Priest to discuss birth control, since they already had five children. The husband inquired if perhaps oral sex would be an acceptable substitute...
Bad Day!
Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I`m so pissed off!"
"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely...
Penguin Sex
A guy is walking down the street, and he`s really horny. So he goes to the first whore house he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out. The guy goes to the next one. But, since he only has five dollars...
Sausage Factory!
There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory. Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer. They approached the heart of the factory...
How Condoms are Made
My dentist shared a good one with me on Thursday. He recounts how he was sharing this story with an elderly lady, just as he was putting on his rubber gloves. "Do you know how they make these rubber gloves...
