Prescription For Love
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, “Why in the world do you need...
Wedding Night
Newlyweds, Tim and Nancy, spent their wedding night at a hotel. The following morning, Nancy's closest friend, Jennifer, came over and asked them how their...
Anniversary Gift
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in...
What Makes a Great Couple?
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, well never need that. My wife and I...
Bank Robbery
A man walked into a bank, got in line and when it was his turn he pulled out a gun and robs the bank. But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around...
Valentine's Day Gift
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a...
The New Wife
It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-law arrives in the family, everything changes. The new wife, was being welcomed...
Robbery Suspect
A man walks in a bank, gets in line and when it's his turn he pulls out a gun, and robs the bank. Just to make sure he leaves...
The Fart Football
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points...
The Loyal Wife!
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money...