Keep your mouth shut
A woman goes to the doctor, and she's beaten black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman, "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me...
Mammogram Result
A woman in her fifties is at home, NAKED, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight...
Dress Shop Burglary
"Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times," the judge said...
Parting Ways
The lovers had decided that a mutual parting of the ways was best for both of them. However, on the way to the Airport a rather heated debate...
Anniversary Gift
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that...
Husband's Night Out
An angry housewife met her husband at the front door and immediately noticed he smelled of alcohol and perfume...
Cheating Spouse!
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband."
Wedding Night
On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple goes to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom...
Elderly Sex
An 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and...
Letter of Divorce
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it...