Clean Jokes

Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before. The first man signed to his friend, "My wife was asleep when I got home...

A wife goes to the local market to buy some organic vegetables for her husbands. She came back rather upset.
When her husband asked her what was wrong, she said...

For his wife's birthday, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:
"You are not getting older,
You are getting better...

A woman from the deepest, most southern part of Alabama goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is written...

One day a woman went to her doctor for her physical. After all of the routine checks and 'female' exam, she was given great results.

Very happy and excited, she went home to meet her husband.

In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him...

One night a fellow drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at an office reception. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to...

A biologist phones his wife from his office and says, "Honey, something has just come up, I realize its not my field season, but I have to visit my field site for...

A man was wandering around a fairground, and he happened to see a fortune teller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down...

A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck...