Clean Jokes

If you are in Love:
Make the best of it.
Don`t doubt anythng.
Enjoy it because nothing lasts forever.
If you just Broke-up...

Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless, and, so easy to see happening - customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past December...

Hamare Purush Users Ne Hhumse Poochha Hai Ki Jeevan Mein Premika Ke Hone Ke Kya Faayde Hain. Atah Aaj Hum Batayenge Ki Jeeven Mein Girlfriend Hone Ke Kya Phaayde Hain...

1) What is the tax on a Mallu`s income called?
IngumDax.
2) Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage....

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs...

A beat cop calls the Crime Branch on telephone.
Cop: Hello! Crime Branch?
Yes! This is Sergeant John.
Cop: Sir, We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for...

A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly looses engine power and the aircraft begins to decent. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain...

Why do ENGINEERING students always prefer local author books than REFERENCE books???
`Jack & Jill went up the hill...

Dr. Drobkin was a world-famous cardiologist who earned his undergraduate, graduate, and medical degrees in his hometown and then left for Manhattan where he quickly...

Typical Conference Calls in Corporates:
Caller 1: Hi, this is Dheeraj from Sales.
Silence.... All waiting others to Join...