Nuns and Beer
Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would be queasy...
Real Friends!!!
A young couple was touring southern Florida on their honeymoon and stopped at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road. After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk with the man that handled the snakes...
Hiring Asses!
Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and enquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of...
Word Play
The Washington Post`s Style Invitational also asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year`s winners...
The Blind Clerk
A woman goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel. She doesn`t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a store employee standing there with dark shades on. She says...
Complete & Finished!
Can any one say the difference between complete and finished? No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between `Complete` and `Finished.` However, in a linguistic conference, held in London...
Bull's Education
A tractor salesman was passing a farm, where the farmer was plowing the field with a bull. He goes over and offers to sell the farmer a tractor to plow with. The farmer tells him...
Problems & Solutions!
After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct...
A Gifted Portrait Artist
A painter by the name of Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. Over a short number of years, his fame grew and soon people from all over Ireland were coming to the town...
New Drugs for Men
With Viagra being such a great medical success for increasing men`s sexual prowess, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today`s society...