Clean Jokes

A girl at bus top spotted a handsome man and without hesitation she told , "I love you!"
Man placed his hand on her head, "This love and infatuation all are nothing. Go back to your home and study hard so that you can...

A lady got a call from a bank.... Hello Mam! We are offering you credit card with best deals!!!
1. No annual charges.
2. No interest on balance for three months...

The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in. The guide, holding a net, yelled, "Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch."
Son, I`m a priest. Your language...

The proprietor of the general store at the cross-roads had his place overrun by rats, and the damage was such that he offered a hundred dollars reward to anyone who would rid him of the pests. A disreputable-appearing person...

Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow came crashing...

A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring . The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds , so the community could become used to a new doctor....

An Amish woman is in her horse and buggy heading back home when a Pennsylvania state trooper pulls her over. The trooper walks up to the door of the buggy and the woman says, "Good afternoon, young man. What...

Airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening flight from Amritsar, the lead flight attendant for the cabin crew nervously made the following painful announcement: Ladies and gentlemen, I`m so very sorry...

After the censor board has slashed 50 percent of the kissing scenes and some swearwords in the latest franchise of Bond, `Spectre,` Twitter has reacted very sharply and they just can`t stop trolling #SanskariJamesBond...

One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He is our...