Clean Jokes

Proverb: Actions speak louder than words.
Counter Proverb: The pen is mightier than the sword.
Proverb: Look before you leap.
Counter Proverb: He who...

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea, "Why don`t you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to...

A famed English explorer was invited to Dartmouth to tell of his adventures in the African jungle. "Can you imagine, a people so primitive that they love to eat the embryo of certain birds, and slices from...

A guy walks into a bookstore. Not looking for anything in particular. On his way to the back of the store, he spots something of interest. A book, with a very interesting title, "Dating for the New Millennium...

As we all prepare to start a new year, it is time again to make those ever so important New Year`s Resolutions. Here is my list of recent years` resolutions and the revised ones for 2018. I`ll try to be a better husband...

A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a farmer leaning on a fence. "Think it`s safe to cross...

A man walks into a bar with a metal box under one arm and a duck under the other. The man walks up to the bar and asks the bar tender "If you give me a free bottle of beer I`ll show you my dancing duck...

Meanwhile in a normally quiet side street in London... What a morning......... 8:00 I made a snowman. At 8:10 a feminist passed by and asked me why I didn`t make a snow woman. At 8:15 I made a snow woman...

A woman hurriedly went into the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and said...

To appear Sharper: "Can you go back to the previous slide?"
To appear Pragmatic: "Let`s look at the Timelines."
To appear Senior: "Who`s taking the minutes...