For Your Viewing Pleasure
A bible-thumping preacher was really getting it going one Sunday, and in the heat of the Gospel, an attractive lady leaned out of the balcony a little too far, and fell over the railing. As she passed the chandelier...
Treat People With Respect
His phone rang in church by accident during prayers. The Pastor and the worshipers scolded him after prayer for interrupting the silence. You could see the shame, embarrassment and humiliation on his face...
Best Friend
A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar and sees him. "James," says the shocked friend, "what are you doing? I`ve known you...
Aerial Photography
A photographer from a news organization was assigned to cover the fires in California. His boss wanted pictures of the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled the blaze but when the photographer arrived...
Stopping the leaks
A urologist in New York had a leak in his bathroom on a Sunday. He called a plumber who charged him a $50 call out fee plus another $100 for fixing the problem in 15 minutes. The urologist was shocked and...
The Blind Skydiver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him, "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump...
The Broken Vase
Abe was well known for his cheapness and his `eye for a bargain`. One day he was looking for a cheap wedding present for his niece, so he went into a thrift shop. As he was walking around, he noticed what was previously...
Lost in the Desert
A man is lost in the desert. He used up the last of his water three days ago and he`s lying, gasping, on the sand, when in the distance he suddenly hears a voice calling - `Mush! Mush!` Not trusting his ears he turns...
1-10 Attractiveness Scale
I was meeting a friend in a bar and as I went in, I noticed two pretty girls looking at me. "Nine," I heard one whisper as I passed.
Feeling pleased with myself, I swaggered over to my buddy and told him a girl...
Pensioner and Police!
A pensioner drove his brand new Mercedes to 100 mph, looking in his rearview mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140, then 150,... then 155,...