Door-to-Door Preachers
Two church members were going door-to-door through the neighborhood and finally arrived at Mrs. Smith`s house. She was not happy to see them. She greeted them with an attitude that made it clear she had no time...
The Polish Divorce
After only a year in Canada, a Polish man got married to a nice Canadian girl. They got along quite well until the day he rushed into his lawyer`s office and begged him to arrange a quick divorce...
What's In The Name?
There were two Catholic boys, Timothy Murphy and Antonio Secola, whose lives parallel each other in amazing ways. In the same year Timothy was born in Ireland, Antonio was born in Italy. Faithfully they attended...
Conscience-Stricken
Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, "Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me."
His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those days...
I Dare You
At a church meeting, a very wealthy man rose to tell the rest of those present about his Christian faith. "I`m a millionaire," he said, "and I attribute it all to the rich blessings of God in my life. I remember...
The Happy Hangover
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company`s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn`t taste like alcohol at all. He didn`t even remember how he got home...
Going Too Slow!
Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns...
Liars or Lawyers
A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party. "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked.
"Try to fix it if it`s big; ignore it if it`s insignificant...
Sloppy Handwriting
A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a postcard in his hand. The old man said, "Sir, I`m sorry to bother you, but could you address this postcard for me...
Don't Shave
I have recently made one of the biggest mistakes in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not...